It just occurred to me that perhaps we shouldn't be so upset about dissenters going around pretending to ordain womynpriests. We should actually encourage it.
After all, we don't want a bunch of schismatics and heretics running about with valid Holy Orders, do we?
It just might be that the best way to make that problem go away, and to avoid confusion to uncatechized Catholics and repeated sacrilege with the Body and Blood of our Lord, and to assure the goofballs quickly assume their place as another irrelevant protestant sect, is for them to "ordain" as many chicks as they can, and to "consecrate" them as bishops.
If they spend all their energy floating with the current and performing such rites on invalid matter, instead of on men, the problem of having true priests among the heretics and schismatics will be gone in a generation.