Gaudete!

If you're having trouble finding something to rejoice about on this third Sunday of Advent (and you're not a member of this parish), then rejoice about this:

You didn't have to assist at a traditional Latin Mass with the "Prom Queen of Guadalupe" shimmering next to the Perfect Sacrifice.

I'm guessing it's one of those "enlightened" nuns who've kicked the habit

Nun Embezzles $850,000 from New York college.

Yep, it was a good guess! She's part of a "dynamic union" that is trying to "speak to our contemporary society and be a positive influence for change." In other words, the Obama campaign.

Compare the traditional habit to the getup of the current "Executive Director" of the federation.